State of the Union Drinking Game
Drink Whenever You:
- See a sourfaced white man
- See someone reading a newspaper/on their laptop/ipad/etc
- See someone not applauding
Finish your drink if
- Someone shouts when Obama is talking
- Biden fistpumps
- Boehner refuses to applaud
Finish all remaining drinks if
- Biden yells “FUCK YEAH!”
- Boehner cries
- Republicans stage a mass walk-out
- Obama says “Fuck all yall I’m out” and promptly leaves via jetpack

